If you just want to know the quick deets, READ THE UNDERLINED CAPITAL WORDS ONLY.

    If you don't mind listening to wordy authors, knock out the whole thing.


    IF YOU are an incredibly well-budgeted theatre company who WOULD LIKE TO PRODUCE THIS HYSTERICAL LITTLE FARCE OR IF YOU are an awesome literary agent who WOULD LIKE TO PROMOTE IT SO PEOPLE CAN LAUGH ALL OVER THE WORLD and, oh yes, help the authors make copious amounts of money, OR IF YOU simply think this whole thing is just weird, but you're so completely intrigued that you JUST HAVE TO READ THIS PLAY especially now after this run-on sentence, PLEASE CONTACT THE AUTHORS by consulting the crystal ball below. Don't worry; Emily already knows you're going to do it. (All reasonable offers accepted. Unreasonable offers seriously considered)

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    To read CAKE OR DEATH, you may contact the authors for access.

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